I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t.
I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.
or my fake fbi badge
Or my pocket magnifying glass
or my wand
or my psychic paper
Or my precious
I lost it at my precious
so did smeageol
Anonymous asked: my favourite snk headcanon is that this one time bert opened a door to leave a room and marco was on the other side so naturally bert says after you but marco insists bert go first and it just goes on for ages while they get progressively more angry and that's why you never see them talking in the manga because no one wants a repeat of that.
that’s how gentlemen solve their problems
England is literally flawless omg
The absolute best part about this is that in a canon strip, Cuba uses teleportation to get between one place and another, and in others people are shown literally jumping across Europe.
Nations have the ability to teleport from one country to another but England chose not to.
He spent all of that money, went through all the logistics of it, and likely sat beside a crying baby during a transatlantic flight just for the satisfaction of hitting America in the face while tired and jetlagged.
He purposefully chose air travel just to add to his list of grievances
"You made me fly business class!" SLAP
it’s been a while since i’ve been thankful for someone adding onto my posts. bless the both of you may you have plentiful harvests and find $20 on the ground